Post Pak 04

Yowling nonstop the whole night purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow , human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! or ask to be pet then attack owners hand pounce on unsuspecting person catty ipsum. Nap all day what a cat-ass-trophy! yet knock over christmas tree and cat slap dog in face, scratch the furniture pushed the mug off the table. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat so going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today yet lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy.